First XI: Alcoholic Footballers
Jonny Abrams
Posted on: 09 April 2010 - 09:39
Football
No, not actual footballers who are alcoholics. That would be plain insensitive. No, this is pun-based fare and Sport.co.uk invites you to play along at home…
GK: Magners Hedman (ex Coventry City, Celtic and Sweden)
RB: Luke Youngs (Aston Villa)
LB: Gareth Ale (Tottenham Hotspur)
CB: Ricardo Cava-hlo (Chelsea)
CB: Tony Adnams (ex Arsenal)
CM: Brandy Townsend (ex Chelsea, Aston Villa and Republic of Ireland)
CM: Colin Bells (ex Manchester City)
RM: Vod-Kaka (Real Madrid)
LM: Rose Dominguez (ex Tottenham Hotspur)
CF: Yaku-booze (Everton)
CF: Drambuie Saha (Everton)
Subs:
Ben Fosters (Manchester United)
Rolling Roque Junior (ex Leeds United and Brazil)
Bacardi Sagna (Arsenal)
Merlot-har Matthaus (ex Bayern Munich and Germany)
Steven Pinot (Everton)
Fruli-o Baptista (Roma)
Mikkel Becks (ex Middlesbrough, Derby County and Denmark)