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Jonny Abrams
Posted on: 22 March 2010 - 10:56
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With the news that P Diddy (or whatever he’s calling himself now) is eyeing up a bizarre takeover of Crystal Palace, Sport.co.uk got thinking on some potential names for his shopping list…

 

De La Sol Campbell (Arsenal)

Jay-Z Altidore (Hull City)

Coolio Baptista (Roma)

Sway Given (Manchester City)

Samir Nas-ri (Arsenal)

The Beastie Boyce (Wigan Athletic)

P Didi Hammann (ex-Newcastle United, Liverpool and Manchester City)

Ja Rule Fox (ex-Norwich City, Newcastle United, Tottenham Hotspur and West Bromwich Albion)

Salt-N-Pepa Reina (Liverpool)

Method Mancienne (Chelsea, Wolverhampton Wanderers)

LL Cool Jay Bothroyd (Cardiff City)

Ryan Shaw Kriss Kross (Stoke City)

Cypress Hilario (Chelsea)

Jazzy Jeff Kenna (ex-Blackburn Rovers, Southampton, Birmingham City and Derby County)

The Pharc-Eidur Gudjohnsen (Tottenham Hotspur)

Kevin Fresh Prince Boateng (Portsmouth)

Old Dirty Ba-Steed Malbranque (Sunderland)

KRS Juan Pablo Angel (ex-Aston Villa)

Michael Proctor Dre (Sunderland)

Ice T-mu Tainio (Sunderland, Birmingham City)

George Bestlove? (ex-Manchester United, Fulham)

Andrey 3000 Arshavin (Arsenal)

Slick Ricardo Fuller (Stoke City)

Gordon McQueen Latifah (ex-Leeds United and Manchester United)

Lil Kim Kallstromm (Lyon)

Kris Common (Derby County)

Jamie Redman (ex-Liverpool and Tottenham Hotspur)

Immortal Tech-Nick Barmby (Hull City)

Lil Wayne Rooney (Manchester United)

Public Ene-Mido (Middlesbrough, West Ham United)

Steven Pie-Nas (Everton)

Cam’ron Jerome (Birmingham City)

Fat Jo (Galatasaray)

Timberlandon Donovan (LA Galaxy)

will.i.am Gallas (Arsenal)

Lloyd Gordon Banks (ex-Leicester City and Stoke City)

Wyclef Jean Pierre Papin (ex-Marseille, AC Milan and Bayern Munich)

Ludacris Perry (ex-Wimbledon, Tottenham Hotspur and Charlton Athletic)

Foxy Phil Brown (ex-Hartlepool, Halifax Town and Bolton Wanderers)

Sergio Ra-Mos Def (Real Madrid)

Fabrizio Rave-Nelly (ex-Juventus, Middlesbrough, Lazio and Derby County)

Snoop Drog (Chelsea)

Notorious SWP (Manchester City)

Sir Mix-a-Lothar Matthaus (ex-Bayern Munich and Inter)

Biggy Smalling (Fulham, Manchester United)

Mixmaster Mike Phelan (ex-Burnley, Norwich City, Manchester United and West Bromwich Albion)

Kano (Portsmouth)

Gift of Gaby Agbonlahor (Aston Villa)

Dizzee Ras-Calum Davenport (ex-Coventry City, Tottenham Hotspur and West Ham United)

Robeenie Man (Santos)

Eric Canto-nas (ex-Leeds United and Manchester United)

 

And, of course, Run DMC as the holding midfield playa…

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laptop battery  Posted:12 January 2012 - 07:11  
More and more people are caring the laptop battery’s life now.They want to know how to use so their inspiron 1525 battery,pavilion dv6000 battery or hp g60 battery can last longer time.Well,let me give u some useful tips. 1.Keep your 1525 battery or inspiron 1545 battery cool. Dell 1525 battery degrade more quickly when they're hot.That means you should keep vents clear -- don't put your laptop on a fluffy pillow or a cushioned surface that will cover vents and trap heat. 2.Don't pack your laptop away in a backpack or other enclosed space when the dv6000 battery is still warm, trapping the heat. The hp dv6000 battery that's frequently hot to the touch will lose life a lot faster than the pavillion dv6000 battery that isn't constantly being stressed. Worst of all: If your laptop crashes or refuses to shut off properly, the hp dv 6000 battery can get extremely hot when packed away in your bag. Check it to make sure it hasn't gotten dangerously hot while stowed away over the weekend. 3.Don't charge your laptop constantly. If you only occasionally take your laptop away from a power outlet, but leave it plugged in to charge 24/7, you're leaving your laptop in a state of perpetual charge at the 100% point -- and that is bad for the g60 battery 's long-time health. 4.If you tend to use your laptop mainly at your desk, exercise your hp dv4 battery by running it down and recharging it once or (even better) twice a month. 5.Alternately, you might want to physically remove the dv4 battery if you're using the laptop at your desk for long stretches of time. If you do remove it, don't store it in a fully charged or depleted state. It's best to store it in the middle -- between 40 and 50 percent of full charge.
laptop battery  Posted:12 January 2012 - 07:08  
More and more people are caring the laptop battery’s life now.They want to know how to use so their inspiron 1525 battery,pavilion dv6000 battery or hp g60 battery can last longer time.Well,let me give u some useful tips. 1.Keep your 1525 battery or inspiron 1545 battery cool. Dell 1525 battery degrade more quickly when they're hot.That means you should keep vents clear -- don't put your laptop on a fluffy pillow or a cushioned surface that will cover vents and trap heat. 2.Don't pack your laptop away in a backpack or other enclosed space when the dv6000 battery is still warm, trapping the heat. The hp dv6000 battery that's frequently hot to the touch will lose life a lot faster than the pavillion dv6000 battery that isn't constantly being stressed. Worst of all: If your laptop crashes or refuses to shut off properly, the hp dv 6000 battery can get extremely hot when packed away in your bag. Check it to make sure it hasn't gotten dangerously hot while stowed away over the weekend. 3.Don't charge your laptop constantly. If you only occasionally take your laptop away from a power outlet, but leave it plugged in to charge 24/7, you're leaving your laptop in a state of perpetual charge at the 100% point -- and that is bad for the g60 battery 's long-time health. 4.If you tend to use your laptop mainly at your desk, exercise your hp dv4 battery by running it down and recharging it once or (even better) twice a month. 5.Alternately, you might want to physically remove the dv4 battery if you're using the laptop at your desk for long stretches of time. If you do remove it, don't store it in a fully charged or depleted state. It's best to store it in the middle -- between 40 and 50 percent of full charge.
laptop battery  Posted:12 January 2012 - 07:08  
More and more people are caring the laptop battery’s life now.They want to know how to use so their inspiron 1525 battery,pavilion dv6000 battery or hp g60 battery can last longer time.Well,let me give u some useful tips. 1.Keep your 1525 battery or inspiron 1545 battery cool. Dell 1525 battery degrade more quickly when they're hot.That means you should keep vents clear -- don't put your laptop on a fluffy pillow or a cushioned surface that will cover vents and trap heat. 2.Don't pack your laptop away in a backpack or other enclosed space when the dv6000 battery is still warm, trapping the heat. The hp dv6000 battery that's frequently hot to the touch will lose life a lot faster than the pavillion dv6000 battery that isn't constantly being stressed. Worst of all: If your laptop crashes or refuses to shut off properly, the hp dv 6000 battery can get extremely hot when packed away in your bag. Check it to make sure it hasn't gotten dangerously hot while stowed away over the weekend. 3.Don't charge your laptop constantly. If you only occasionally take your laptop away from a power outlet, but leave it plugged in to charge 24/7, you're leaving your laptop in a state of perpetual charge at the 100% point -- and that is bad for the g60 battery 's long-time health. 4.If you tend to use your laptop mainly at your desk, exercise your hp dv4 battery by running it down and recharging it once or (even better) twice a month. 5.Alternately, you might want to physically remove the dv4 battery if you're using the laptop at your desk for long stretches of time. If you do remove it, don't store it in a fully charged or depleted state. It's best to store it in the middle -- between 40 and 50 percent of full charge.
laptop battery  Posted:12 January 2012 - 07:07  
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