Can you guess the fifteen Arsenal players whose names Sport.co.uk have cunningly rearranged? Get your thinking caps on and have a stab at these…
1. Audio Baby
(…or which Arsenal player is already sorted for a pop music moniker?)
2. Will Mail A Slag
(…or which Arsenal player doubles up as an Essex girl delivery service?)
3. Raisin Mars
(…or which Arsenal player is a decent idea for a new chocolate bar?)
4. Racy Is Most Ok
(…or which Arsenal player is clarifying the dress code for his erotic party?)
5. A Retard Roman
(…or which Arsenal player is a rather insensitive term for a mentally slow citizen of Ancient Rome?)
6. Lend A Sex Organ
(…or which Arsenal player is offering to help out a eunuch going undercover as a porno actor?)
7. Love Rascal
(…or which Arsenal player is a polite term for a sex pest?)
8. A Jewish Clerk
(…or which Arsenal player does nothing to quell the stereotype associating Hebrews with a love of money?)
9. Men Love A Hamster
(…or which Arsenal player is a bit too kinky for his own good?)
10. I’m A Levis Kestrel
(…or which Arsenal player is a predatory bird of flight with a preference for a particular brand of jeans?)
11. Dry Savannah Ire
(…or which Arsenal player is spitting feathers over the lack of rainfall on his grassland ecosystem?)
12. Rip A Nob Inverse
(…or which Arsenal player sounds like an incredibly painful manoeuvre?)
13. Elder Hippo’s Penis
(…or which Arsenal player is the reproductive organ of a large, swamp-dwelling mammal?)
14. A Senora Army
(…or which Arsenal player is a regiment comprised entirely of Spanish women?)
15. Firearm Dan
(…or which Arsenal player would make a terrible protagonist for a children’s TV show?)